Don't Panic I'm Still Alive.....!

Hello world!  For my trusted followers I am alive and residing in a very lovely holiday park in Bunbury!!!  Had a bit of a mare with the old t'internet but I am now up and running, with many thanks to Mim, the receptionist at the park who restored my faith in the Aussie nature!  So, here begins the tale of a trip to Perth.  Pull up a chair, put the kettle on and relax, it's time for a story......